|Description||It might not look scary, but a butter knife is something that your opponent wont be expecting!||
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|Restocks At||Battle Magic|
Distributions - Silver Butter Knife
Ratings - Silver Butter Knife
Not even a full 3 icons of physical attack most of the time- ick.
Physical is one of the most common "add on defense" of any other icon. So even if you do use this worthless item it may be blocked
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If you wish to battle, pick yourself up something at least partly decent such as a Scroll of the Fool- if you want to spread butter? I suggest the bu- *Max slams in through the door with violent fury* "I tried to tell you not to make this joke here, now you will face my wrath!"- "But, but, I was going to review the butter knife as if it was the butterup- you said no to that. This is just mentioning it in the alternatives- surely that is fine!". "Then you should have ran THIS idea by me first.". "I would have- I swear. It was a heat of the moment thing! I mean, this isn't even you I am talking to right now! I am talking to a very inaccurate and apparently mean version of you I made up purely for this review. What would the real you say to that?". "I don't even know,so I can hardly answer. All I can really do is leave you to your review I guess. BUT NO MORE BUTTERUP."
Fine, no more- Okay. My final thoughts are that this weapon is terrible and you should likely avoid it. Maybe it would be good for a bread and butter gallery?
Rated on April 28, 2015
|Price/power (0/5): Not worth it free. It's that bad.|
Tactical (0/5): Bait for sticky hands, perhaps?
Bonus (1/1): Can't give this a 0.
Closing remarks: Get a Ridiculously Heavy Battle Hammer and keep this butter knife on the kitchen table.
Rated on January 31, 2013