Battle Slices (r180) [Retired]View in Item Database
DescriptionThey may look like innocent serrated slices of deli meat, but due to a powerful enchantment they can be thrown to cause massive damage in the Battledome! Battle Slices


Average Rating [?]
Attack *air**air**air**air**air**physical*+*physical**physical**physical**physical*
Defense N/A
Reflect N/A
Effects N/A
Actual Icons
JN Price -
Restocks At N/A
Used By Rock Beast
Ships Cook
Zombiefied Peasants
Special Categorization Hidden Tower - This item stocks, or used to stock, in The Hidden Tower.
Notes None
Distributions - Battle Slices
Minimum: 4.95
Maximum: 9.00
Mean: 6.98
Ratings - Battle Slices
This weapon will only be rated for Regular 1P/2P use, since it doesn't have any niche or league use.

Price (0/3): Retired hidden tower weapon. Not much else to say besides that.
Power (0/5): max 9 icons is already underpowered. Make the min somehow less then 5 icons, and then make half of the possible icons physical and you completely ruined a weapon. Congratulations!
Uniqueness (0/2): Generic split multiuse weapon. Nothing else to see here.

Overall this deli meat either has gone bad, or it should go back to the fridge it was taken from. Because of that its final rating is 0/10. I can't give a rating of 0 however, so it gets a shameful 1 instead.

Rated on January 31, 2020

Price/Power (0/5)
Was retired a long time ago and thus the price is so massive that it just isn't funny anymore. Only good as a gallery item, and even then it isn't great.

Countermeasures (0/5)
The bulk of air is good, but still not enough to really be worth blocking. The fact that the other half of the attack is physical makes this even more disturbing of a weapon.

Alternatives Upgrades or Downgrades
Anything, at this level you could most likely get a anagram sword for this, maybe more. That or buy a {{Dr Sloths Bath Buddy}} or two...

Other Points (1 Bonus)
For being retired, but I don't really like the look of the item enough to give it more bonus points.

Final Thoughts
They look more like strange cookies.

Rated on May 27, 2013