Dinner Table Cutlery (r101) [Special]View in Item Database
DescriptionWatch out! This little thing is lethal. This was given out by the Advent Calendar in Y20. Dinner Table Cutlery

Multiuse


Average Rating [?]
1
Attack *physical**physical**fire**fire**water**water**dark*
Defense N/A
Reflect N/A
Effects N/A
Actual Icons
ATTACK FIRE 2 ATTACK WATER 2 ATTACK DARKNESS 1 ATTACK PHYSICAL 1.667
Restocks At N/A
Used By N/A
Special Categorization -
Notes None
Ratings - Dinner Table Cutlery
Rating:
1
Price/Power (0/5)
At only 7 icons I highly doubt this weapon could even cut butter.

Countermeasures (0/5)
Food which is slightly harder than the metal which the cutlery is made from.

Alternatives, Upgrades or Downgrades
Beyond Macosten's impressive culinary reviews- you may be just better served getting anything else. There isn't much choice when it comes to items with a similar icon spread- but you could get something like a Cloudy Wand of Storms or a Flaming Blooble Potion

Other Points

Final Thoughts
Stick a fork in it- this weapon is done.

Rated on January 26, 2019

Rating:
1
Alright, I'll try not to mince words here...

Power: What'd happen if you took an Attack Fork and replaced the one fire defending icon with a whole two attacking fire icons? You get this. Sadly, while this is superior to its dinner table brethren Plastic Butter Knife and Silver Butter Knife, it's inferior to the ultimate pinnacle of dinnertime warfare, the Golden Butter Knife, with its whopping 10 icon attack.

Actually, I'm lying: Super Attack Pea is probably the ultimate pinnacle of dinnertime warfare. Also, the butter knives are awful... as is Attack Fork. Incidentally, this is also awful, and should never be used, because the age of 7 icon attackers is long behind us.

And before you ask, there's no 2P league I'm aware of that can save this thing's relevance. Plus, its art is boring, and the text when you use it is literally just "You have used the Dinner Table Cutlery against [victim]." Yawn. Zero bonus points from me.

Conclusion: This would have been amazing 17 years ago. Nowadays, though? Just use a Turned Tooth, or, if you really can't afford one, a Scroll of Ultranova.

Rated on December 28, 2018