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SirCabbageGMC is over- time to enjoy the obligatory Battledome prize!
Posted by SirCabbage on December 3, 2018, 12:17 pm NST
The final GMC prizes have been released! After the week of battling hard for your scores (or lazily walking through a park) it is time to collect your reward. But what is your reward? I mean, will they give us something like the Thieves Dirk because of Hanso? Or a new Brynns Sword ripoff? What about... both?



That is exactly what we have been given with this new prize. This weapon appears to be a combo of the two characters' titular weapons in appearance. Unfortunately the power leaves plenty to be desired. Regardless of strength, I for one do appreciate the nod to two other items and would welcome more combination icons in future. (Super Mega Attack Cabbage?)



*insert cabbage fanfiction here


Think you deserve one of these "works of perfection"? Head on over to the GMC to find your final prizes. Check out our guide to see more information on all of the prizes.
SirCabbageSolve THIS puzzle
Posted by SirCabbage on November 26, 2018, 1:56 am NST
Another new weapon has been released into the battledome from this year's GMC. Finally gone are the snakes and in with the guns (hopefully to remove the snakes). The puzzle here is trying to solve out exactly how TNT views "balance" in this modern dome.



Want to try and solve the puzzle? Head on over to the GMC this week to pick one up. Alternatively- you can check out our guide for more help in obtaining the item.
SirCabbageUnreasonably scary weapon added to GMC 2018
Posted by SirCabbage on November 24, 2018, 2:38 am NST
Another new weapon graces our screens and this time it is... wait, let me *shuffles papers*- It appears that we have snakes. Oh dear.



As seen above you can clearly identify that the new weapon is none other than snakes- SHOT OUT OF A CANNON. No, this is not snakes in a plane- or snakes in a train or even snakes with a crane- but snakes. Shot out at high speeds directly into your face.

Want one of these innovative snake removal tools? Head on over to the GMC this week to pick one up. Alternatively- you can check out our guide for more help in obtaining the item.
SirCabbageEver wanted to play a real game of hot potato? New Battledome Item!
Posted by SirCabbage on May 15, 2018, 12:26 am NST
Another couple of weapons have been released in the"Daily Dare". Well, I mean. They sort of have. Early reports suggest that both today's item and the item for spellseeker do- nothing.

Clearly TJST was sick of us all complaining about the balance-breaking weapons they have been releasing of late because it looks like the new in "thing" is releasing items that don't work!





After the first item released and didn't do anything I held back on posting about it, hoping that TJST would promptly fix it. But now with two items broken it is time to start hoping that this is not the start of a new pattern.

Realistically as it stands the only value in either of these weapons is that thanks to the Spellseeker Vial of Power's 1million np estimated value 5 of them may be used to help you obtain the "I Taunt the Pant Devil" avatar- something which I know is likely of top importance to battlers... Though it should be said the lavaball's estimated value of zero seems more on-point.

Edit: The lavaball has since been fixed, no word on the vial.
SirCabbageAnother battledome item released in the Daily Dare!
Posted by SirCabbage on May 9, 2018, 12:37 am NST
After the last news report I thought I would just cut to the point without any puns... but then I made that one. Point is, we now have a second new battledome item released from this year's "Daily Dare".

This time we are looking at a brand new snake related item for the cobrall infested game "Piper Panic"



This item represents the second item given out for the battledome by this daily dare (if you don't count the movement increasing potion). It is also not time limited so you have until the end of the event to earn it if you would like it. The score isn't hard with a guide, but does require some last level deaths to get the score.
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