Earwax Chia (r101) [Special]View in Item Database
DescriptionThis disgusting weapon may not look like much, but if you are fighting a chia it can come in really handy! Earwax Chia

Chia Only


Multiuse


Average Rating [?]
1
Attack Against Non-Chias:
*physical* + *physical**physical*

Against Chias:
*physical**physical**physical* + *physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical**physical*
Defense N/A
Reflect N/A
Effects N/A
Actual Icons
ATTACK PHYSICAL 0.3-21    
Restocks At N/A
Used By N/A
Special Categorization -
Notes Some probabilities are so low that they are rounded to zero.
Distributions - Earwax Chia
Minimum: 0.30
Maximum: 3.00
Mean: 1.65
Minimum: 3.00
Maximum: 21.00
Mean: 12.00
Ratings - Earwax Chia
Rating:
1
This weapon will only be rated for Regular 1P/2P use, since it doesn't have any niche or league use.

Price (0/3): Smuggler's cove = No, you're not getting it, stop looking. Even if you were to get it, it wouldn't be worth even a fraction of a percentage of its price in actual battle.
Power (0/5): 3 to 21 icons isn't THAT bad, if you were to get 21 icons more often than not, but that's only against CHIAS. Without that it only does a measly 0.3 to 3 icons, which is terribly laughable. To make things even worse all the icons are physical, so anything like a Altadorian Swordbreaker will negate the weapon or hurt it badly (if it's not a full blocker)
Uniqueness (0/2): Plenty of party physical and fully physical weapons. The butter knife weapons are the best example of weak mono physical weapons.

Overall it's as useless as you'd expect wax to be, with the 'added' bonus of costing its weight in neogold. Because of that its final rating is 0/10. I can't give a rating of 0 however, so it gets a shameful 1 instead.

Rated on December 31, 2019

Rating:
1
Price/Power (0/5)
Even if this did 21 icons all the time (as opposed to none) I would still say this wasn't worth it. Another very expensive gallery item, the fact you can only use its "strong hit" on a chia makes it even more depressing.

Countermeasures (0/5)
Physical is easy to block, using a Altadorian Swordbreaker for example would slaughter every icon even if the pet you were versing was a Chia.

Alternatives Upgrades or Downgrades
The bin. Really if you have so little time with yourself and so much earwax that you make one of these you really need to get a life...

Other Points (1 Bonus)
Retired and really expensive cove item.

Final Thoughts
Ew.

Rated on May 26, 2013